Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Wii the People

Explanation: The "Paraprof House" has a Wii.

Wii'll play wiith that shit a lot. But it's wiilly embarassing. Amost as embarassing as going to work wiithout a bra.

The "Paraprof House" has also been rumored to practice Wiica.

On a cold wiinter night they were found using a wiija board to contact spirits of dead wiisels.

Sometimes it's hard for a paraprof to choose the best lunch option: sandwiich or wiinerschnitzel? Whatever the outcome, it goes best wiith a glass of wiine.

My wii-wii hurts from sitting down all day. I wish I had a swiivle chair instead of this wiiksauce ball.

Wiiduce, wiiuse, wiicycle.

If my office had more wiindows, I'd wiink at the passers-by, I mean...wii not?

I wiish all the paraprofs could be in one big office. And also that Nick Wiing could be in it too.

Frank Zappa has 3 kids: Ommitt, Moon-unit, and Dwiizzle (fo real).

Wiindy Wiidnesdays are the best part of the wiirk wiik. I think I wiill get wii-imbursed then.

Have you ever wiiped so much that you start to bleed a little and then you start wiiping cause it hurts? I mean, I haven't, but my twiin did once when we were twiins, like 12 or 13.

I'm not getting a strong wiifi signal here so everyone contribute - there's so much wii-diculousness that can come from wii. Do wii have an agwiiment?

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